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I'm gonna take that, I use the phone.

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Hey, I ain't never gonna go down here.

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Oh, boy.

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Oh, boy.

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Oh, boy.

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Yeah, I'm gonna go down here.

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Oh, boy.

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You're right.

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This is better than the health club.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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You're the follower.

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You're a man.

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You're the man.

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You're the man.

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You're the man.

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You're the man.

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You're the man.

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I know where we've been now, where you were leading it.

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Let's shoot it.

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So, let's go.

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Let's go.

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Wherever you are made of winter.

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I'm so proud of you.

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You're so proud of you.

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Come on, baby.

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I'm not gonna go to the show.

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So, can you get a doctor?

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I'm ready there.

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I'll see you.

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I'm ready.

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I'm ready.

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I'm ready.

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I'm ready.

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So, which one is yours?

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I'm just looking.

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Pardon?

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I don't know.

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I don't know that dog anymore.

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Hm-hmm.

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Whoop, got a Presents!

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Villanuea!

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Villanuea!

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Villanuea!

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Villanuea!

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Villanuea!

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Villanuea!

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Villanuea!

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Villanuea!

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Villanuea!

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Villanuea!

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Bwhop!

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We should probably feed it. Yeah

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Whatever

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Who knows what's going on in there

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But there's some flesh touching and some tongues and a little sweat maybe

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Well, they're in there. All right. I can practically spell it

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This is Christ

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Been drunk and had it for days

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This isn't friendship wine. This is Lopper's wine

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This is a wine for people who can front and throw up and have sex with their socks on

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This is a good wine for porn on each other's asses

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You take my dog and you leave a note just because you paid for him doesn't mean that he's yours

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Didn't your mom teach any manners didn't your mother teach you to break up with some style?

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You gotta just get over it. Okay, just move on with your life get over it. It's been four days. I know you're hurting, okay?

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But I'm hurting too. Yeah, right. It's hard to leave, you know

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It's hard to just

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I'm hurting too

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Um, I gotta go, okay

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It's not gonna help

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Listen go back inside. Okay. Oh man. You don't understand all right I do

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Sir you got your slippers on okay. Come on. I do understand I

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Is not your faithful friend love is not your confidant

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You can smell its fur, but you can't quite ever see its face

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It's just what I'm thinking

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Hi there, hey, Andy

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Listen man, I made you tape last night

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Those are the saddest songs in the Western world the only thing that can help you now is country and Western music

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Thanks, Jeff. Thanks. You're welcome. Listen, sweetie. You've got your lunch. I did work right here

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That is so corny listen. I have a late photo shoot tonight

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You have to take the girls to their first class obedience training starts this evening of course

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It'll be lots of fun. Won't it gals?

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And listen Andy when you can get through that whole tape without crying you're over her man. Thanks, Jeff

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Bye babies. See ya

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So how to go with Cheryl last night

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Maybe I gave you some bad advice. No, it's not that. It's just that means Cheryl aren't like

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Work like you and Jeff, you know, I thought you were a fabulous couple of first time around

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What do you mean by that? Listen, I sympathize with and understand you need to connect

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I know that but you commit so quickly to these women who aren't the one and then it doesn't work out and then you

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Try it again even harder the next time and you know, it's a bad pattern. I just like we you and Jeff have you know

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That great. We're good. It's good. You are. Yeah, and you know what you're everybody's favorite couple

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Don't make it seem like a responsibility. Hey, it is

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You want to hear the story again. Yeah

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Okay, I was coming back from a Valentine's Day shoot. He was coming back from divorce court. We had a bit of a fender bender

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There was no damage, but he phoned anyway and the rest as they say is history

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I'm going to work down. Okay

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Haven't seen you in here before

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No, you haven't

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I have a ground cap, please great, you know make that double scotch out

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Is that it is that your whole come online? Hey, it's not a come online. Yeah, I thought you smiled at me

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I thought I may have known you from college or something excuse me. It's next you can ask me if I'm a model too

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Sitting drinking in a singles bar. I don't want any part of that scene. Thanks. I wasn't drinking. I actually just had a bowl of onion soup

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At least I have the decency to drink what kind of loser eats dinner in a singles bar me

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I don't come here. So what are you doing here?

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What I'm saying is I don't usually come here

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So if I were to ask anyone in here if any of them knew you none of them would right that's right

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Do you know this guy him yeah

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Yeah, he's a good guy I can vote

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I'm certainly no you can't

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Nice to meet you. Thank you

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Could you call me a cab please sir, and I'd also like some tequila

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First she seals my dog and then they decide to seal my bike without a wheel

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It's a tough town

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They still your dog oh

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Yeah, my ex took my dog she didn't even like the dog until we broke up and

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Imagine I have a dog

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Yeah, I think that's how I know he is from the dog park

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How is peanut?

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She's she's great pants the best

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So what do you do I work writing classifieds I read your work some of it's very good. Thank you

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I miss bookworm

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Sure miss bookworm and what is that miss bookworm? Oh the children show miss bookworm the children

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Is there a mr. Bookworm miss bookworm no no I'm a little turned around I'm just sort of

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your attitude and

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The sweatpants kind of give you away wearing the uniform of the depressed you know sweatpants in a raincoat

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But you look good though you do

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What about you?

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I've been single for

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Four wonderful days. We do have something in common then huh? Yeah

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Why do I get the feeling though? This is gonna wind up on a daytime talk show with one of us wearing it to skies

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I really have no idea because I'm sure I look terrible in a beard

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You do me a favor

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Sure, I will

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Will you crack my neck?

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What I think I slept on it wrong. I pinched it or something. I don't know how to crack a neck

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Come on. What are you a sissy crap my neck? Okay. I'll give it a try. I'm gonna try cracking her neck

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Yeah, I'll just guess I'll grab you anything

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God I said I didn't know what I was doing

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What if I kill you though don't worry. I'm already dead. I just it's not moving yet

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Just stop laughing for a second. It's kind of hard when you laugh

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Should we go to your place or mine

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That's it that's your whole come online

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Do you even know my name mr. Johnson

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You know one of those guys are you oh

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You know those guys like talking yeah

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And romance you and then just go AWOL

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If if I was one of those guys I'd tell you that I wasn't one of those guys just so you know

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That's perfect

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What you said it's just perfect

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I'm peeking bar snacks. Oh, you're not you're not pathetic. I love your puke and bar snacks. That's okay

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Yeah, I just kind of felt like I knew everything about her you know except your name I

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Didn't get her name. I call him mr. Johnson, but I don't know what she does. She's miss bookworm

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Is that show still on what is she like 50?

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You know how to see somebody in a certain light if you like you can tell everything about him, you know

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Sounds kind of holding her hair and I saw her and she was she was fantastic

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What what

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Seth which is the last time you were single great eight seriously

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Don't you think it's time since you're a grown-up that you should try living single and maybe discovering something about

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I didn't want to meet anybody right now. Honestly. That's not so where'd you meet her?

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In a bar. Okay, so you met her in a bar. You don't know her name, but she's fantastic

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I know it sounds stupid. I know it does, but it's true

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All right, Andrew, what do you want to do? I feel like I should send her something

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Roses

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I don't know I was see I was thinking about maybe sending her some liquorish and a funny note about her blood sugar

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No, honey. No

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But so you're saying it's like kitsch that it's so bad. It's good. No

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Actually, it's quite romantic just because traditionally over the years assholes of sent roses doesn't mean a nice gentleman like yourself

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Can't send a fine lady of Rose

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See to me. It's like hitting on a waitress though. You know, it's so obvious

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You shouldn't do it, you know, but you know what waitresses get lonely too waitresses need love to

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Trust me I'm the lifestyle editor

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That who are they?

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Take your child to work day. Oh your idea?

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If the cat ate the rat and the pig wore a wig

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Then who was the beast that got lost in a fog?

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He's bigger than a hen

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Can't fly like a wren and he must be a

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Dog very good very good. Let's all set our bookmarks until next time. We'll say

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I feel the need to read

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Lorna you ever need to talk about anything. I'm here, okay. Thanks

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Made it. Oh

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I'm going home and I'm gonna fry up all the bacon that will fit in a pan

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What precisely did you do last night?

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What? Come on

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What? I went to a singles bar

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You don't get out much they don't call them singles bars anymore

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Just listen. I met a guy and I went back to his place. You slept with him? No

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I almost puked on it

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Your skin is a disaster. Thank you. I

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Cannot believe you are you going out with him again?

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You gotta be kidding if I even see him again on die. I

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Don't know, you know, you might want to think about going out with him again

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Are you're gonna have to wait like six months? Why?

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Because of the dating chain what yeah the dating chain

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You know each couple is a part of a link in the dating chain

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It's like a romantic ecosystem when a couple breaks up it has a ripple effect and

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Causes the breakup of seven other relationships

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That's why it seems like everybody breaks up at once because they do

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There's like this week where

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Everybody recouples

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Chain forms again, but this time it's one link shorter

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That's why it gets harder to meet people as you get older

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See yeah, I think so well the week's over. You know he was your chance

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The dating chain is pure science. Okay. I've been studying it for years. Oh

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And don't even think of having an affair because the entire chain to buckle and you'll be waiting around forever

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Wow who gave you the flappers for you

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My god they're from him or anything

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I don't know throw them out. No, I'm not throwing out perfectly good roses

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Well, don't you give me a girlfriend? Oh, no way. She'll think I'm trying to make up for something fine. I'll throw them out

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What's wrong with her I think she's afraid

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Is there anything worse than getting burned by a guy who claims he's not going to burn you like the last guy did

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People should have to provide you with romantic resumes

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You like to see upon your heart

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How old's yours mine's for

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Let me guess she's eight she's two

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Guess she's tired

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Yeah

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What's her name? Tina great. It's a great name

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It's nice to meet you. You excuse me. I just have a little poo in this bag

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We

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Anything no, I haven't found anything

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Thinking I wish they put something in the food so that it glowed in the door. Yeah, it might help. It's a mindy. Yeah

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Do where'd you go sweetie where's your poo, baby?

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Oh

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Yeah, but starting

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Oh wait, you kill me with that thing. Yeah, it's all the line of duty

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Hi Trevor

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Surprise surprise

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Hey, to interrupt you but

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Well, I figured this was the only chance I'd get to say goodbye since it ended so abruptly

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Well, I presume you're not watching this alone

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Hi Cheryl. Well, I probably didn't realize he came out my house and picked up these videos

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We used to watch them, you know, and now you're watching them

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Hmm

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Strange

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You'll soon find out that most of his experiences are on a loop

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As I did

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This is the restaurant where he first took me and told me that he loved me

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Well if he takes you there to the back booth in order Zuzo beware, okay, I'm just trying to help you

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Oh, and did he send you an orchid at work after a few days?

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He's such romantic. All right. I'm shutting this off. Well, no, I learned my lesson. Don't want to see it, okay?

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I'm gonna take again. I'll return you to your regular programming now

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There she is read

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Of course

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Okay

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Energetic outgoing woman who likes long walks

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Why do they always put long walks? I mean who wants to go on long walks? I don't even want to go in short walks

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Next I'm a man looking for someone to share my life with I can be a loving Facebook companion if you only let me

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Only thing is I'm only five foot one

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Good things come in small packages. No, they don't

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Oh, and here's the saddest part

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He uses his name and it's the saddest name in the whole world

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Oh

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Okay, I'll get a better one single woman if you're into bullshit and head games stop reading

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If you're one of those insincere roll in the hay I'll call you later never call jerkwads mom and boy assholes and stop reading

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Well, you mentioned that five foot guy five foot one one guy

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Reading this and thinking god. I'm so perfect for her, but I love bullshit and head games

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Lorna it's fun call for you

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Hi, it's me

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Handy from the other night. I was just calling to make sure that you got him

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The roses I got him

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Good

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Good I was just calling to make sure you got him. How are you doing?

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good

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good

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I was also gonna ask you if maybe if you wanted to I'm sort of with somebody. Oh, so I'm sorry shit. I'll call you back later

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Think I'm okay. I'm sorry. What does that mean?

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Don't call

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Okay, well you've got my number if you need to get in touch with me and

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Like I said, I was just calling to make sure that you got him

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Got him and you got him

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I

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Bye

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I

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Make message

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It's me

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Look, I have to talk to you. That's something. Okay, so can you call me as soon as you get this if Trevor answers

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How are you

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Do

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Hi boys and girls at home land

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Today we're gonna make something very special we're gonna make money rabbit

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Hand underneath

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That's our fun for today

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Hey mr. Mowgley

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I

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I realized that I was wrong about a lot of stuff and you're right we made a mistake in

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We have a larger responsibility

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What?

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Mr. Mowgley. Oh, yeah

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It's been acting up

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Chewing stuff they almost threw out of his opinion. Oh, she mr. Mowgley

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How's what's his name doing?

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Good

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This like I just says that he thinks that eyes has been seen a psychiatrist. No, mr. Mowgley

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The guy that teaches the class. He's also an animal therapist and he said that he wants to see you too me

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Figure out

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Okay women get ready to pull in your pockets with bachelor number 39

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This is one fire

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What's wrong sad tech can I just can I just hold it no you must pin it on I'll pin on your ass buddy

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I cannot believe I'll let you guys talk me into this I cannot believe what a whining in great

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You are all you have to do is have one dinner with whom ever purchases you it'll be a whole lot of fun

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Well, not fun really actually I think funds an overrated word

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Ah, that's a great idea for peace. Thank you. I love to but I can't why

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I'm not a bachelor. I'm taken. I'm taken

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I

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Look neat

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Alright, I'm gonna draw now. Let's try a bit of brains number 33 is

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Alright

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Yes, Nancy right what am I get for this?

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All right women better think verbs at verb summon out of key is

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All right, let's start the bidding at $40, shall we?

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$40 $40 bid by the woman in the world coat. Thank you very much $40

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$50

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$45 $45

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100 $100 thank you very much

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Alright, thank you

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Oh

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What's going on Mowgli

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Okay

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Where Mowgli

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You have to understand that Mowgli wants to behave

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He wants to graduate from dog obedience class

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But you got to realize it's up to you too

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Okay, what does that mean? What that means is the dogs are not our children? I

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mean sure we feed them and we teach them and we clothe them and we pick up their poop

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But thankfully they'll grow up to be nothing like us

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Because we can't imprint our worst upon them

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our neediness and our

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Greetiness and our

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consumptive ferocity

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We give them human names, but they're not human

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They make us more than that

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They make us immortal

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Because we will outlive them

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So dogs are not our children

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They're better

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Okay

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Can I ask where Mowgli's been staying with me with you

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And where in the house has he been sleeping near and sometimes on the bed on the bed

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Yeah, and what sort of activity have you and your new partner been engaging in?

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Excuse me doctor. That seems like kind of a silly question to have to ask us. I thought this I think Mowgli has seen too many

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long and physically aggressive sessions of wild sex

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What?

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Mowgli's been traumatized. That's clear to me

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Cheryl you have to understand Mowgli doesn't know how very pleasurable all that stuff

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Can be for you. He only sees the pushing and the pulling and he hears the shrieking and he thinks there's trouble

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Now Andy what kind of sexual activity would Mowgli be viewing if he came to live at your house?

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I can tell you that it's not this kind of wild at a control sex that it's apparently been taking place with Cheryl, okay

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For me, it's more kind of none none or just solo a sexual

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But you know I gotta tell you I'm working through some stuff right now on my own. So I'm just trying to look I can't help you

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Okay

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Mowgli in

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Okay, Mowgli here's what we think might be fun if it's okay with you

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You're gonna spend half the time with Cheryl

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And half the time with Andy

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What do you think of that?

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He'll do it

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You know your dancing just like the video oh

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What video oh the video for this song have you seen it no

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You're dancing just like it

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So let me ask you go to get go I

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Was just gonna ask you if you have any brothers or if you have any sisters no

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Oh, what am I talking about I have a brother

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Oh

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What were you gonna ask me

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Why do you think women in porn always wear their shoes I

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Hadn't thought about that

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Really maybe it's so their feet don't get cold maybe

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Just like to say that this has been a lot of fun and I'm very flattered that you chose me

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But I think we should get going

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You want to go back to your place what we want the home bed advantage, right?

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I'm sorry what you want the home bed advantage, right? Oh

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Oh

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Citizen you've got work to do

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Oh

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She told him you

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Forgetting time

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Morning princess

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Do you think that there's daily horoscopes for dogs?

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What well this morning when I woke up Lily was acting kind of

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Percnickety so I looked up what would be her horoscope and it said that she was in fact having an off day

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Oh

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How to go last night. Oh, I got ninja fucked

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So that's the piano and like water for chocolate, yes

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Oh, right you still have late charges on passion fish. Yeah, I'm gonna watch it again

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I can tell you're under a lot of change and stress right now

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Really you're having trouble sleeping

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Yeah

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How do you know your hair my hair? I mean it's beautiful

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maybe a little brittle, but that's probably from your diet or or maybe it's from

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Forgive me for saying what's happening in your heart and what's happening in my heart not enough

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I'm sorry. I I say what's on my mind too much. I'm stupid

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I'm Calum bye. I'm Lauren

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Hey, you want to go out with me some time

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Okay, cool

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Oh

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Thanks, which one's yours

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Mowgli

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He's a happy boy. Yeah, he sure is and you are I'm with party

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Oh and your name

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See if the dog park it's just the dog's names

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I

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Mowgli get your con get your con

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Mowgli

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Hey, did you bring your walk and shoes? Yeah, yeah

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So what do you want to do tonight? We're doing it right now. We're in it

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Hey

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You want a groove to my hacky sack vibe I'm not I'm not very good at that. I don't think

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Or we could go to a bookstore and look at the magazines or we could eat

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my treat

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See that's not gonna work for me

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If I let you buy me dinner, then you might feel like you're entitled to have sex with me

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Oh, I I wouldn't really I don't know

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Then why don't you buy me a meal see that's not gonna work for me either

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For political reasons

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No, I I got no money

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Then

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Just let me buy you dinner

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Okay, okay great great

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I'm gonna go to my truck first

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And I help you table for two, please. I'll wash up. I'll be right out

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You

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Know sometimes I feel like I just can't get clean enough

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Why do I have the feeling that this is gonna end up on a daytime talk show with one of us wearing a fake beard I?

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Don't know why are you so pessimistic? I mean I have this theory about why people meet when they meet and you and I

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We met for a reason

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You picked me up in a video store, Calum

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Have you noticed lately that people are going nuts about angels again? I mean for a while people just forgot about them

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But there's a whole lot of I

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Don't know gentleness going on around here

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Oh

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Hey great new webpage there mr. Chong

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Kooky stuff

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What up? I know what you want to do sex first or to want eat first I

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Don't care. What do you want to do?

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We could have sex first

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What's that sex?

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What are you hungry

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No, I could eat

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And you have sex first

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Okay, why don't I get on top of you and then we'll go out for some news a second

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Oh, we could go out for a real quick burger and then we come back here and I get on top of you. You know first

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You know what we should have sex first

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Okay

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Okay, let's set

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Go away stain

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Go away stain

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Now

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Let's bring back that average grandmother who had that unfortunate tornado stain

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On her lovely blouse and let's see how

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Hi, it's me Callum look I just wanted to thank you for dinner. I had a really nice time

502
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Play-score edge. I don't know where to start. I know that we really didn't hit it off. It's my fault

503
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:33,000
I know I'm weird and I can feel myself getting weirder and it feels like there's nothing I can do about it, but

504
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Or I can still see things and there's something special about you Lorna

505
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:45,000
But you won't let yourself see it. I know it's not me

506
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
But Lorna, you gotta let love in

507
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:54,000
You gotta let yourself melt if you do then one day you'll find them

508
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
And when you do

509
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000
You know what?

510
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000
you'll rest

511
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000
I'm Callum. Bye

512
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
I

513
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Don't know what to do I mean

514
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:49,000
I just gets farther and farther away from me, you know, and I feel this kind of weird

515
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Panic creeping up on me and I just

516
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
I just become the thing, you know

517
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Okay, so what is it about Mowgli that makes you feel he's becoming distant?

518
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Forget Mowgli. Okay. I'm talking about Trevor here. I don't know like he's becoming a stranger, you know

519
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Well, are you getting enough exercise?

520
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:18,000
I'm sorry. I don't know what to say to a person. That's another thing sex is completely stopped

521
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:25,000
I'm sure you're happy about that, huh? Oh, no, I know what sex there is. It's like totally routine, you know, it's like

522
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Left hand right breast clockwise one two three spit on the hand. Hey Cheryl. Oh what that's that's enough

523
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:39,000
Please I'm only interested in how this altered activity has affected Mowgli. Oh

524
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Mowgli seemed plenty of activity. I'm sorry. I'm confused

525
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Andy yeah, I

526
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000
I'm been seeing someone

527
00:50:54,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Oh, he's been pumping a nutritionist who bought about an auction Cheryl it's true Cheryl

528
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:06,000
I think that maybe Mowgli should go outside Mowgli out

529
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Hi, oh, oh you like that. Yes, Lorna. I like that. Yes

530
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:27,000
Lorna I thought it was mr. Johnson

531
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Hi, hi how's your neck so it's good

532
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:44,000
That's peanut. Hi peanut. How are you? Peanut?

533
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Um, I

534
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Want to apologize about them

535
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:58,000
About the flowers. I'd like to apologize to you. I'm very sorry. I shouldn't have sent you those flowers

536
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000
shouldn't have sent them why

537
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Well, maybe you run around the park would help you

538
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Lorna just a minute. Yeah, take your time

539
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
Lorna

540
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,000
Cheryl guys you guys know each other she's

541
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Lorna

542
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:24,000
She's she's that you're Traverse Lorna

543
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:35,000
So do your dogs know each other? Yeah, they know we're related by a betrayal. I didn't betray you Andy

544
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:42,000
I told you I had a hurricane going on in me. Okay. We're related by hurricane

545
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:50,000
You know I saw you the other day at the dog park you did

546
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Why didn't you say hi?

547
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
It was probably with Kieran

548
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:05,000
So you're seeing someone yeah, you know just like you kind of

549
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000
Lorna this is Peanut's time

550
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Hi, this is Andy and Kieran we're not right now, but if you leave a message we will get back to you. Ciao

551
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:35,000
Hi sweets. Hi. How are you? Oh, I'm okay

552
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:45,000
What are you doing? I'm trying to decide what to wear tomorrow night. I'm excited and I'm nervous I

553
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,000
Mean to the machine. Oh, I was just changing

554
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
Why

555
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,000
So when people call

556
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:03,000
You're mad no, I'm not mad at all. It's just that you know

557
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,000
Yeah, I guess I am kind of mad

558
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:16,000
Like maybe I should have asked you first. I thought you'd be pleased. I'm not

559
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Well

560
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:25,000
We could have sex and I could make it up to you us have sex

561
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
That's a rare idea

562
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
I'll find I'll just change it back

563
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000
All

564
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:42,000
We do is have sex and I got the feeling that of someday I can't you know or won't have sex

565
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:50,000
That you'll kill me honest to God. I feel like you'll actually kill me. I thought you liked me. I do

566
00:54:53,000 --> 00:55:01,000
All we do is have sex and I got the feeling that of someday I can't you know or won't have sex

567
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
That you'll kill me

568
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Pretty funny message, I guess

569
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
It's general. Can you call me as soon as you get this?

570
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
Okay

571
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,000
Okay

572
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
class sit

573
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
Good good

574
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:38,000
Alright, we're going to practice some of the skills that we're going to need to graduate from class this weekend

575
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000
So let's get started with that

576
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:46,000
And now I'd like the owners to call their dogs over on my queue and

577
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,000
three two one call please

578
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000
Well

579
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:18,000
Look your dog doesn't graduate just because you paid the money for the class, you know

580
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000
She's been doing this lately

581
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000
Well, I

582
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Don't normally like to do this but try working with this. It's like doggy crack cocaine. They go insane for it

583
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Okay, and again, please Morna come be

584
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:46,000
This all looks so good does really does what are you gonna?

585
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:51,000
I don't know. I thought maybe you and I could split a couple of things or we can get a whole bunch of things for the table

586
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:58,000
How's that sound I would love to but I don't eat most things

587
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:14,000
So I've been trying to figure something out what's that why do women in porn always wear their shoes?

588
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000
And he thinks it's so that they don't get cold feet

589
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:27,000
Just an idea. Yeah, I don't know Diggler. Maybe you should do a piece on that. That is a fabulous idea. Thank you

590
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:33,000
Hi, you folks ready to order. Yeah, what's good here? The booze

591
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,000
Drinks what a brilliant idea. I'll have a lager in line, please

592
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,000
I'll have a glass of Cabernet. I'd like a lager as well

593
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,000
And you

594
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,000
What do you think about comeartini in a glass of ice water?

595
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Right

596
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,000
Wow, wow good trick

597
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
It's not a trick actually

598
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Would you mind terribly if we move tables? Oh sure is it drafty?

599
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000
No, the waiters my ex-boyfriend, of course

600
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
There's another one of my exes over there so

601
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,000
Yes, let's just stay put then

602
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000
What?

603
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:33,000
What what I didn't choose the restaurant. What are the odds of running into two ex-boyfriends in the same place?

604
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,000
I don't know 50 50

605
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,000
Oh look, there's another one of the men I've had

606
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
I'm kidding

607
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:57,000
And you didn't tell you I have a great sense of humor. I have a great sense of humor

608
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
I'm sorry you can't smoke here

609
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Why don't you fuck off Derek

610
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000
I'm gonna go co-work

611
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Excuse me. I'm gonna go to the bar and have a cigarette

612
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000
I

613
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,000
Don't know she just doesn't seem vegan to me

614
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:32,000
That whole porn thing is just cuz she's uncomfortable. Yeah, let's just she seems like a great girl

615
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,000
But what are you doing with it?

616
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:42,000
I did the whole auction as a favor to you all right, so and are you dating her as a favor to her? She picked me

617
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,000
right and

618
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Right now, honestly, I don't feel like being alone

619
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,000
I

620
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000
I

621
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
So what'd you think of them who?

622
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Jeff and Jerry, you know didn't you think they were a good couple? Yeah, you're right. She is great

623
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,000
What'd you think of Jeff?

624
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000
He's having an affair

625
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000
What

626
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000
He's having an affair. Well

627
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:52,000
Why would you say that? I mean what makes you think that?

628
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,000
The way he played with the phone cord at the restaurant

629
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
That's it. That's what you're going on

630
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:06,000
He stroked the phone cord very centrally and then he laughed

631
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000
You don't do that when you're calling work from a restaurant

632
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,000
Believe me

633
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Says one thing I know it's been he's having an affair

634
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Right he's having an affair. Yeah, right in a fair

635
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:37,000
All right, uh it's Jeff pick it up if you're there pick it up pick it up pick it up

636
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:45,000
I'm at this lame thing. I wish I was there. I would rather be there in bed with you. Maybe I'll just come over in the morning and

637
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
crawl in

638
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
So don't wash. I want you dirty

639
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,000
Oh

640
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
No, I'm not asleep

641
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
No, you did not wake me

642
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,000
Why are you calling at?

643
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Oh, it's only 1132 and that's okay

644
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
You

645
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
Is it and

646
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
No, he didn't wake me

647
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,000
What he wants

648
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
Okay

649
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:52,000
Hey, buddy, where's your stuff put it on just like to know if it's true is what true?

650
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
That's not are you having an affair?

651
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:59,000
No, of course. I'm not having an affair. So you're not sleeping with another woman. No

652
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
Okay, who'd you call last night at the restaurant?

653
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,000
I was calling a friend a friend

654
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000
Because last night you said you were calling work

655
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:14,000
I think I said I was calling a work friend. Wasn't I who?

656
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000
A friend from work buddy

657
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,000
So you're having an affair. Why don't you just say it

658
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000
Look up at those people

659
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:40,000
If that was the last thing you're gonna see before you died, would you say you'd had enough had enough for what?

660
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Everything seen enough done enough had all those crazy nights you'd promise yourself you were gonna have

661
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:51,000
Like that cool little instant when you look at the eyelashes of a woman you hardly know

662
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
Or you smell her hair

663
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:59,000
But that piece of flesh behind your knee and you follow it and if that's evil

664
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000
I'm evil

665
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,000
Has Jerry heard this philosophy? Shut up. You shut up

666
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
You know what Jeff you're wrong

667
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:16,000
Yeah, because it's not about the other flesh. It's about being with the same woman night after night and cuddling with thirdly where a spot on her back

668
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:20,000
Getting to know her watching her change and watching how it changes you who are you?

669
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:26,000
You've been with all these women. You're like a pathetic little climber. Climber. What you won't let go with one hand

670
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:31,000
You have something else in your other hand. What's the longest you've been single four days four hours

671
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:36,000
Just because I don't have it doesn't mean I don't know what it is. You never single you're never married

672
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:40,000
Don't stand there and talk to me about forever. What do you want? Lorna

673
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000
Lorna who's Lorna

674
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:06,000
Listen Jerry, I need to talk to you sure

675
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Last night, uh the restaurant you love Jeff. Don't you of course I do

676
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000
Okay, well

677
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:21,000
Last night with Karen. You know what I'm so sorry. I woke up feeling so guilty this morning

678
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:26,000
I think I was rude. I was trying to be funny and no, it's not that what I'm

679
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000
Hello. Hi, baby

680
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,000
Yeah, I'm just sitting here with Andy. It's Jeff

681
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,000
Okay

682
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,000
All right. Well, okay, then you pick up the girls. I'll meet you at the dog park

683
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,000
Bye

684
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:46,000
That's weird. He sounded a bit somber. I think he's nervous about graduation

685
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:52,000
I know I am just on the you know, I feel like I can't sit still today. Do you think dogs get nervous? Listen Jerry

686
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:55,000
You know what I think I know where you're going with this

687
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,000
Don't

688
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:02,000
Don't compare your relationships to Jeff's and mine. You know what? We're just really really lucky

689
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
Well

690
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000
I don't know

691
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:21,000
Look if you have nothing else to say we should just be brave and put our house up for sale. Okay

692
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,000
What our home

693
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,000
We should put it up for sale. Whoa

694
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:33,000
I know I said it's our home, but it's my house and I ain't selling it

695
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:40,000
Tell all you have to say we just scratched my back

696
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000
Hi, hi, I'm up here

697
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000
I'm there

698
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,000
I'm happy anniversary

699
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:04,000
This is our will be the 50th time that we've made love so

700
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,000
Happy anniversary

701
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,000
Oh

702
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,000
Um

703
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,000
I really like you

704
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000
But we need to break up I think

705
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,000
Why?

706
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:48,000
Because I've been going from thing to thing for a long time. Well, you have a ear with me now. So what's wrong with that?

707
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:52,000
Well, that shouldn't be I don't think

708
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,000
Why?

709
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:59,000
I like you very much, but it's not enough

710
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:07,000
You're not her and I'm not him. You know, I think we both know that

711
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:14,000
Yeah, yeah, but isn't being together better than nothing

712
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000
No

713
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,000
I

714
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,000
We're clear

715
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:32,000
Very nice job. Very good. Hopefully

716
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:37,000
Good luck. You soccer. Okay. I have to talk to you guys. Okay

717
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,000
Okay

718
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,000
I know what it is. You're going to a network. You have a network show, right?

719
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:49,000
Of course not. No, you're joining the army. No, no, it's good news

720
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000
I'm getting married

721
01:08:54,000 --> 01:09:01,000
Veronica and I are getting married congratulations. Congratulations. How pregnant is she Rachel? I'm just being candid

722
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,000
She's not pregnant. Then why are you getting married?

723
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,000
Well because uh

724
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,000
I love her and uh, we're gonna spend the rest of our lives together

725
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000
Oh god, you're what?

726
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:15,000
19

727
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:21,000
You guys are going to change we'll change together, but 53% of all marriages end up in divorce Rachel

728
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,000
But wars won't

729
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,000
How do you know?

730
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,000
Because we know

731
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,000
What was that all about?

732
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,000
What?

733
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,000
Just trying to be helpful

734
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,000
Trying to be helpful Rachel

735
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:54,000
Let me ask you this. What did you do last night? Watch tv with peanut. Why? You watch tv with your dog

736
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,000
What are you doing?

737
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:05,000
You know, you're beautiful. You're the funniest woman I know you should get out. No, you should you're watching tv with your dog

738
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:07,000
It's just an expression fine

739
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:11,000
Why didn't you go out that guy from the video store again? Calum the eye contact freak

740
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:18,000
He had a futon. I just don't think it was a match made in heaven. Okay, the guy that sent you flowers. Why didn't you go out with him again?

741
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:25,000
Maybe I should have but he's seeing someone now anyway. I told you

742
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:31,000
You know, you missed your chance in the dating chain. There is no such thing as the dating chain Rachel

743
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:37,000
Oh really? Well when it's on the cover of time magazine like melatonin, you'll go. Oh the dating chain. I knew about that for ages

744
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,000
Dating chain is something you've created to make sense your loneliness Rachel

745
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,000
I'm seeing someone

746
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,000
What

747
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,000
Um

748
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,000
I'm um

749
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000
Getting off the menu

750
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:03,000
What are you talking about? I'm seeing someone who's practically married

751
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,000
How did it happen?

752
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:14,000
He backed into me and we exchanged information

753
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,000
And the next thing I knew

754
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,000
That's okay. Come here

755
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,000
It's okay

756
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,000
Hi

757
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,000
Oh, hi

758
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:40,000
I need to see moggly, okay. I miss him so much

759
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,000
Moggly

760
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:51,000
Hi, oh you look so sad

761
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:56,000
What's in your box? It's just some stuff for moggly

762
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000
Panties are those yeah

763
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,000
It's just some of my clothes

764
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,000
I know he misses my smell

765
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,000
You want to come stay here?

766
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000
Oh my god

767
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:28,000
I just realized for the first time that

768
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:34,000
I know what I want now, but you left me in the dust

769
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,000
I

770
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:42,000
This is for you

771
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:48,000
Oh, it's a card. I made it myself

772
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,000
I know I hurt you. I know now

773
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,000
So yeah, I've I've seen this card before

774
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,000
What?

775
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:03,000
I mean, it's a little different, but I've seen this card before

776
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:08,000
I mean, I think the angels used to be blue and now their gold but the border is the same

777
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:11,000
You've given me this card before and I don't need it

778
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,000
But I know what I want now

779
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,000
Didn't you once give me I know what I want now card too

780
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,000
Fine

781
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:30,000
Look, are we gonna take moggly to this dog-grat thing or what? Oh, yeah, are you gonna see that through?

782
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,000
Yes

783
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:35,000
You know, I probably shouldn't drive

784
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:39,000
The tears in my eyes are blinding me

785
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:53,000
Hello, stop me before I cut my hair again. Don't do it

786
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:56,000
You want to do something?

787
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,000
No

788
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,000
You're the funniest girl I know

789
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:03,000
You should get out more. Oh, no, you have got to shut up

790
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:09,000
Come on throwing some clothes. I need a date. Peanuts graduating

791
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,000
I hope

792
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,000
Hi

793
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,000
Oh

794
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:17,000
Looks like a good turnout. Yeah, well bombs away

795
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,000
I

796
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,000
Careful

797
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,000
Good can everyone hear me

798
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,000
Okay

799
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:51,000
All right, we're gonna get started in a minute

800
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:56,000
So if they haven't already done so our handlers are going to be taking

801
01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:01,000
Your dogs from you to bring them on the walk of pride so that we can all honor

802
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:06,000
Our little canine friends for the hard work that they've done

803
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,000
Would you like a nice sample

804
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,000
Would you like a nice mackerel bone sample for your dog?

805
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:24,000
What are you doing? Oh, let's just say somebody's with team mackerel bone now. Who is this?

806
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,000
Rachel, this is Cal

807
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,000
I heard that

808
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,000
Jerry

809
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:49,000
Her or not, you know, although they might say simple

810
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:53,000
Imagine what it's like to be a dog

811
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,000
Back

812
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:17,000
You know, we look forward to this day with the combination of excitement and regret

813
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:21,000
As I was saying to my wife just this morning

814
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:28,000
The more we teach them the more we love them and the quicker they leave us

815
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,000
So let's get started

816
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:40,000
As our dog students receive their diplomas, I'd like to invite all the owners to come up on stay

817
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:43,000
And welcome their new

818
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:46,000
Dog obedient school graduates

819
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:53,000
So without any further ado, let's get started and our first dog graduate is monty

820
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,000
Monty

821
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,000
So very proud

822
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,000
What it's you

823
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,000
The guy I can see

824
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:11,000
Oh my god, you're not going to need this

825
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:14,000
He's my boss in here

826
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,000
I'm gonna go over and kill him

827
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:24,000
Just be calm, right? Oh, our next dog is mowley

828
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:31,000
Sadly mowley is a co-custody mowley

829
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,000
Oh

830
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:40,000
He took a little while to learn how to sit but I love you boy

831
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:45,000
Congratulations to mowley. I knew that the trust

832
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,000
Okay

833
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,000
Yeah, Anthony the guidance

834
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,000
No, I'm not saying Anthony. I'm saying Jeff

835
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,000
Really? Oh

836
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,000
Our next dog is peanut

837
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,000
Peanut

838
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:34,000
Oh, all right. Well sit there fine

839
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,000
Our next dogs are due and lilies

840
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,000
I'm gonna stay with you

841
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:45,000
Really? Now due and lily normally are an inseparable pair of boxer dogs

842
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:52,000
Uh, but let's bring them out one at a time so they can each have their moment of glory in the sunshine

843
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,000
Um, here's do

844
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,000
Here she is

845
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:04,000
Oh, all right

846
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:12,000
Here we rehearse this a few times let's let's um

847
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:25,000
Okay, she must mow my dog on me

848
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:34,000
I'm confused which dog is yours again. He's brown and he barks

849
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:37,000
It's good. I don't I don't know

850
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,000
What

851
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:46,000
Oh my god

852
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:49,000
That

853
01:20:54,000 --> 01:21:00,000
Is the reason you've been taking the girls on so many walks recently? No, I can explain really honey. Can you great?

854
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:03,000
Explain because I'm just gonna have to presume the worst here

855
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:08,000
I'm gonna have to presume that you blew it because I'm so great and you're lucky to have me

856
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:15,000
Could we get back on track, please? There are many understandably anxious dogs back there

857
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:19,000
Come on, digger. Don't do not come on digger me

858
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,000
I really screwed up

859
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:26,000
If I could have seen your face like this, I never would have done it

860
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:32,000
But I made one horrible mistake and I love you so much

861
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:40,000
Let's get married. I'm not saying this just because of this. I've been thinking about this for a long time

862
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:43,000
Let's get married

863
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:48,000
I thought

864
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:10,000
Alright, everyone else just come up and get their diplomas, okay

865
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:15,000
I don't even know why my father. It is so

866
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:18,000
It's a little hurt

867
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,000
Right, hi

868
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:33,000
How long did you know I just found out okay, so don't be mad at me. I'm out of you

869
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:39,000
I thought if I just kept moving forward and being in love

870
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:42,000
That we'd be protected

871
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:48,000
What could have protected us? Nothing

872
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,000
Great

873
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:07,000
I kept one

874
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:08,000
One on what?

875
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:10,000
I kept one of the roses

876
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:15,000
Why just couldn't throw it out

877
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:20,000
See I have this problem with romance. I don't know. I just don't trust it

878
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:29,000
I never got a chance to thank you. You're welcome. And by the way, I liked you holding my hair too

879
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,000
Well

880
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:38,000
Were you just asking me out or was I asking you? I think you were asking me out

881
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,000
So will you go out with me?

882
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:43,000
Ah

883
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:46,000
I can't

884
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,000
What?

885
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:54,000
I've had too many people in my life for too long and it's like I keep rebounding from some

886
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:58,000
Relationship back in high school that I don't really even remember

887
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:03,000
but uh, I'd like to go out with you in 100 days

888
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:08,000
100 days

889
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,000
And listen

890
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:17,000
I won't go out with anyone and I won't think about anyone and I won't even be naked for 100 days

891
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:20,000
That way when I come back I can come to you clean, you know

892
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,000
Okay

893
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:30,000
Okay, today's the seventh so I guess on

894
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:34,000
December 15th, will you go out?

895
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:41,000
Sounds great. How about it eight? You know, it's not real good for me. How's it eight?

896
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,000
Okay. Oh wait

897
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:52,000
Hi, well, dig regiment. All right. I'm gonna walk you to the car. Okay. I'm gonna walk you to the car

898
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,000
Bye. Nice to meet you

899
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:14,000
I feel like I'm at the end of a prison movie and you're getting out and I still have to serve my time

900
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:18,000
Hi, I'm hoping I'll watch you be with over the phone

901
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:23,000
Hey, oh yeah, it will be the same because of Andy will be beside you

902
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:29,000
Look it's Owen

903
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,000
I used to the dating chain didn't exist

904
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:38,000
Once again

905
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,000
Let me ride your home, honey

906
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,000
I don't have a home anymore

907
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:50,000
Once we do let you ride in front, you know, I think we could all learn something from our dignified canine friend

908
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:53,000
You're not piercing your navel

909
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:15,000
You

910
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:42,000
Hi

911
01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:45,000
I

912
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:47,000
Did you me a favor

913
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:51,000
Yeah, will you crack my neck?

914
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:01,000
I'm not afraid to show

915
01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:04,000
It's coming over you

916
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:06,000
It's coming over me

917
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:09,000
Grassing like a dog

918
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:12,000
Just real to see

919
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:14,000
I'll be with you

920
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:17,000
You won't be with me

921
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:20,000
Compassion like a dog

922
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,000
I don't want to be

923
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,000
Strange

924
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,000
Strange

925
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:32,000
Stupid

926
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:44,000
I

927
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:56,000
Way long enough for the sun to ride

928
01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:00,000
They're here in the heart of the city

929
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:03,000
It's hard to see the sky

930
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:11,000
I'm gonna keep my head up. I'm giving in to life

931
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:18,000
Oh, what you doing to me open up my eyes

932
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:26,000
Make it easy to stay. Take me by surprise

933
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,000
room

934
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:57,000
I

935
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:19,000
Make it easy to keep, let me run my time

936
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:41,000
What you're doing to me, a bit of my eyes

937
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:48,000
Make it easy to keep, let me run my time